If Bill Gates can do it

Bill Gates has quit his day job.

Damn! I wish I could quit my day job. Lucky bastard.

Bill Gates realizes that there are far more capable people to take care of the day-to-day operations of his little software company just east of here. It doesn't hurt that the company has cash and assets of 50 billion dollars. It also doesn't hurt that he personally worth more money than many countries GWP's...combined...and then add a few zeros. Bill is going to focus on running his charitable orgaization.

Wait a second....Bill is on to something.

I am hereby stepping down from the of running day-to-day operations of Bryley, Inc. After 35 years I feel it is time to step aside and let more capable folks run my day-to-day operations. We have someone lined up for toothcare and cleaning, hair grooming, and nail maintence. We are taking a "leading edge" approach to dressing and have appointed a cross-functional commitee to deal with clothing/shoes/accesories.

A board of trustees will handle all matters of dating and socializing, as this is an area we feel a crack team of strategic thinkers, innovators, and fast-acting-forward -focused-asset-driven-go-getters will make meaningful inroads. This is the largest area of "growth opportunity" we have identifed. Exciting things are on the horizon and this team is up to the challenge! Full disclosure: we expect a high turnover in this area and will be sure to up our recruitment to handle resource turnover.

Soon we hope to develop a proven and innovative approach to getting her anywhere close to on-time. It has long been known, by "The Street" that punctualiy is key area operational area that has been under-utilized and shown a negative trending trend line. She was 3.2 percent more late that the same figures show for Q4/08. We think this will be turned around with an infusion of fresh operational synergery.

Bryley will focus her time on her charitible endevours. These include sorting through all the chartible organization mailers that chock up her mailbox and seperating her recyclables.